Things To Do In Germantown When You’re Dead - by Brian Vernon & Ryan Hailey

We’re going out tonight with all the Blueberry Buckle you’ve got - gonna paint the walls & never gonna get caught
We’ll pull donuts in your field until the wheels fall off - watch you watching us while you don’t call the cops
Make you really mad on your first day out of jail - jumpkick your bird house made for human mail
throw those really long light bulbs til they all explode
Let’s go start a fire down the road, yeah we’ll blame it on the kids ‘cause that is where they roam
& I never met a lover when I didn’t have another one at home
We sell Alan Jackson to your Grandma’s son – play volleyball in the punk section
Sumo wrestle a Christmas tree in front of our place - & then we’ll mace each other in the face
Snow your Whore-O-Potty & our license plate – do just like your mom & make a big mistake
We’re gonna have a big drum roll – for when the train hits the water cooler
Let’s go start a fire down the road, yeah we’ll blame it on the kids ‘cause that is where they roam
& I never met a lover when I didn’t have another one at home
We’ll take that real big wrench, open the fire hydrant – make our own ice skating rink at Houston
Duct tape JimJeff to a chair out on the porch – explode your mailbox with a flying gourd
Kick in your alarms, then kick back – watch the cops pull out, do it all over again
Poop on the left field lounge & pee into the tubes on the school with a FUTURE YOUTH PASTOR
Let’s go start a fire down the road, yeah we’ll blame it on the kids ‘cause that is where they roam
& I never met a lover when I didn’t have another one at home x 1,000,000